Jason Isbell’s Elephant. Then, when everyone was on the ground sobbing in a feral position, I would steal all of the bases. Twice.

West Ham would have put that match away.

*Trump Approved

Glad I went with Kouyate when it came time to get a new West Ham kit.

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

Ciara was hardly the first person to get boned in England recently by some guy who hasn’t got a clue what he is doing.

The photo of Noble is everything to me. He poured his heart out onto the pitch last night. What a captain. What a club.

The back to back header goals by Antonio and then Reid were awesome, especially considering the momentum pendulum had swung in favor of Man U. COYI!!

COME ON YOU IRONS!!

Hiiiiding everywhereeee!
I’m forever blowing bubbles!
Prrrretty bubbles in the aaaaaiiiir!

COYI!

We cannot, absolutely CANNOT go out the way we did against Swansea on Saturday. The final game EVER at the Boleyn Ground. Slav has to have his team up for it, the supporters will be louder than ever and everyone has to show up.

Please don’t start Antonio at right back again, Slav. Please.

Farewell Boleyn and COME ON YOU…

Green Street Fool Agains

Nice bike, but I’ve only seen a better chest trap on Pamela Anderson.

“Not a good 'Ohh' face.”

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

I watched this goal about a dozen times, and every time I don’t believe there’s any way it’ll go in.

“Those giraffes you sold me, they won’t score. They just walk around, dribbling, and not scoring. You sold me... jacked giraffes. I want my money back.”

The woman sitting there might as well be wearing a shirt that says “I’m barren".

This article for Adrian lines up perfectly with #MCM. Adrian is always my Man Crush on Mondays.