Bravo! Equal parts Benny Hinn and Benny Hill.

This right here is providence: My daughter’s patrol trip to D.C. is in the middle of June at the same time as my wedding anniversary. My wife is chaperoning, which means she bailed on the anniversary, which means I get to go to Orlando and see

All that said, you’re free to dig them (U2). Of course you are.

I used an underfunded, undercoached Tibetan who still gamely represented his country at the Olympics as an example in an earlier thread. What Ms. Swaney is doing isn’t entirely harmless, because she may very well, with her crass showing at the Games, cause the federations to greatly tighten up qualification rules, and…

So let me get this straight.

Dude should have known he was going to lose when they broke out this coin for the toss

They must’ve used a racist coin.

Don’t be a Hillary, Shani.

That’s what Ric Flair gets for hard timing the Eagles.

That Australian caller (Gerard Whateley) left the national public broadcaster at the beginning of the year to join SEN, in part to have the chance to call massive events like this. Good to see him get some recognition for his phenomenal playcalling on a larger scale.

I’m a Dodger lifelong fan, but I will switch my allegiance to the first team that makes their bullpen carts in the style of the ring carts from WrestleMania 3

Excerpt from suspect interview, 2004:

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

Everyone will remember the day that the referees changed their loyalty from Foot Locker to Under Armour.

The nominees were invited, but they all said neigh.

He tried to Czech himself, but he wrecked himself.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

I agree. I don’t feel like he sexually assaulted her and don’t feel like this should be included in the same realm as “me too.” I think he was very wrong and acted like an asshole, but she was always free to go. He didn’t force anything on her. This reminds me of the type of stuff they tell you in high school (“If a…

What power imbalance? She isn’t in his industry, he has no control over her. If she had left on her own accord after dinner, nothing bad would happen to her.

If anyone can empathize it is me. Trust me, the drive needed to reach the top is far different than what it takes to maintain it.