Everyone on either side of the Hillary/Bernie divide needs to have all the fucking seats and shut the hell up already. I might not survive until November.

I like this one

oh look someone made a visual representation of every soon to be comment thread here

I’m generally on board the Fuck The Yankees bandwagon, but they have the right of it here. This call shouldn’t have been in question and I hope MLB brass clarifies the issue.

Pitbull’s legit made me laugh out loud at my desk.

What’s most surprising is how human Gary Bettman seems in these e-mails. How he seems actually stuck between constituencies and not only being a callous asshole who doesn’t give a shit (though he’s partly a callous asshole who doesn’t give a shit, as we all hockey fans are when we purchase tickets or watch games…

I challenge anyone to give me a better name for a city than Flin Flon.

I’m sure others will point it out, but Minor League Guy was Oscar Taveras, once one of the top prospects of baseball, and now sadly deceased thanks to a terrible decision to drink and drive.

I much prefer this postseason game, which also ended with the bat on Beltran’s shoulder.

Wait, are you implying that he couldn’t understand me when I yelled “SWING YOU MARVELOUS FUCK, SWING” at him in Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS? Well that explains a lot.