Jazz. Sixers.

How many years will Bausby lose because of that hit? If you add up the years shaved off of all of the players this past weekend, how much of a dead guy do you get? 

Also true. Gotta bring about those end times. 

Yes, but they have subsequent, highly satisfying careers as superheroes.

You have to go. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve gone. It’s 7 times now!!

Can you imagine being such a boring troll that you think you’re the only one that is trolling, thus I MUST be talking about you?

All I’m saying is, you put on some yakkity sax in the background and you got yourself some good watching.

The self-own happening here is spectacular.

I would have said the McDonalds smell of French fries and rehydrated onions with an undertone of unwashed dick, but it probably depends on the time of day.

Crazy theory here on what is going on with Manafort. But hell, anything is possible with this administration:

You can acknowledge, rightly, that listing it as a line-item instead of just integrating it into the food prices is a nasty way for restaurant owners to turn their customers against their own employees.

OK but why didn’t the bank alert them of fraud when he was charged $75 for tickets to a “professional” football game?

This guy IT’s.

Leading candidate for next manager 

Gang colors: Burberry plaid

You dissin’ the 5th Avenue Crew?

It could get some Republicans on board too, truly the last bipartisan issue 

it rules so much that the thing that got moderate democrats to move was “wait, trump’s declared open season on fake jobs for our idiot kids? we must act NOW, gentlemen”

Miami THOUGHT they had their tanking game down. Giants are playing a whole other sport!

Yeah, honestly I’m surprised these supposedly street-smart, hardened criminals allowed this little clown into their gang in the first place. I get that he was bringing in revenue, but I would’ve given him some fake ‘Honorary Blood’ badge and never allowed him access to real gang activities. Getting caught and snitching…