Semen Factory Cumpletely Destroyed After Blowing Load.

Semen Storage Blows Its Load

Cum On, Feel The Noize!

So “Moo-kake” is all good then?

Because without the Giants the Patriots would be even more insufferable 

The results today show that the drubbing they took last week was no fluke. 

This is a cart fire, you’re thinking of a dumpster fire, easy mistake.

Not great when you haven’t played your Week 2 game yet and Deadspin already has the cover image for next season’s WYTS

Last thing I need is the university thinking I took a 3 hour shit just because I passed out on the toilet again.

OP said this is how he describes various players to his parents when they ask about well known guys, clearly with the Derek Carr one, he wasn’t just going on about bad dudes. I know he sort of implied that referring to the NFL as the evil empire, but it was just a silly list things he would tell his parents if they…

Funny thing is most of those were pretty clean hard hits. There’s plenty of examples of examples of shitty ones in their archives though.

I mean there was a time when these things were celebrated:

They were children.

Go to all that trouble to make this list and forget Crab Leg Jameis, smh.

The longer you look the worse that Pic gets. Western division champions 2000... 

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Kellen Winslow - Raping grandmothers

tom Brady -made out with a young, male relative.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.