Have you ever had to console someone or be consoled because of a death? When people make it about themselves (i.e. trying to relate your issue to their own experiences), it has a negative effect.

You mentioned yourself 3 separate times with your insult towards me.  Jesus dude, this is not about you. That is what you do not get.

you are still making this about you. I was (am) being an asshole because of the narcissism that is inherent in the “I am from Austin, I grew up watching him play, then he went to play for my favorite team. I’m almost like invited to the wake” comments.

I am really sorry for your disappointment as a fan. I am hoping that the Deadspin community will come together at your time of apathy to give you the attention you desire from this post.  

Whenever you are talking about the election interference with a Trump supporter, use the term“your Mother Russia”. They fucking hate it.

Finkle is Einhorn... Einhorn is Finkle!

and if you ride on a roller coaster, please keep your hands, arms, and legs inside the car at all times.

as you go the next few hours watching your phone battery die, without access to x box live, wifi, or even the ability to use your television, I know you will wonder if this is what hell is like.

Canadians are crazier than Minnesotans. If it weren’t for their country being logical, given access to Healthcare, and well educated, Canadian Man would out badass Florida Man.

it —> .

If a football athlete majors in exercise science at Southern Miss and then refuses to vaccinate his children, is he really considered to have a college degree?

I’d assume USWNT makes more $$$ than the men’s team.  They are a dynasty where the Men’s team is a long shot.

So did I.

Is “The LA Thing” a “yadda, yadda, yadda, I murdered two people”?

the first pun was killer, than Shamu.

You get what you pay for.

stop making nepotism relevant.

The View pays for advertising on Splinter, right? With how much time and devotion this site spends on what would otherwise be an irrelevant source of opinion, I am hoping that it helps subsidize other portions of Splinter that are actually relevant, informative, and entertaining.

Nope, I need to make a few more bets quick...

You missed the “Re: Tropicanna Field”.  Please have a sense of humor before coming into the comments section of deadspin.