don’t Fultz this up for me.

This is officially in the running for the most disastrous rookie year of the #1 overall pick in any sport. He still has to fuck up some more shit, but the Playoffs offer a real chance for us to witness the worst ever.

The premise for this article sucked, and the writing failed to even try to justify it.

I really hope she does a porn right before the 202o elections.

The kid was decapitated. It is double speak to call the equipment that decapitated a child as safety bars, so yes, quotation marks were appropriate.

Really more of a giver.

duck, duck, grey duck.

you are giving way too much credit to Geno Smith.

also from The Substitute: an armed teacher can clean up the school and inspire the kids.

Farmers Only is going to be racist by nature, but that is because most of rural america are racist.

you are not getting it. the intent was racist as hell, not the word itself. Depending on the context and intent, many common words can be used for racist shit.

I hope Timberlake has a grand entrance on a fucking zambone

Infrastructure spending will get curbed

This was not a drill, this was a live exercise.

I wouldn’t think that Wypipo is the white sub culture that steals black music. Wypipo are reactionary, they are scared off by anything new, especially something from another culture.

have you met Canadians? That team already belongs to them.

“I really like this guy”

God damn it.

In related news, Jimmy Haslam is consulting with a homeless man in preparation for the next NFL draft