Fun fact about the Deadspin staff: It is a colonial organism made up of many super super small things called morons.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

The White Sox have been a rudderless ship ever since their great leader left, sad!

Drake Laroche is gone dude

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

Investors are confused!

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Armed robbery doesn't count as PvP?

She’s from Australia. I would fuck her. As I said she is from Australia and you have to think about what that means: she is Australian. I would, in fact, fuck her.

I got 11 balls today

Joe Lacob had a team of Silicon Valley programmers create a secret algorithm that determined “Adding Kevin Durant is good.” Will the disruption ever end?

“It’s real to me”

W2 soon

That trophy is as evasive to Messi as Messi is to taxes.

He probably isn’t that bad. There area subtle nuances at play when works are translated into English from the original Canadian.

h/t to ElephanTitus Andronicus for the idea