When I was there everyone had a min of 5 adopted children. Mostly girls. It creeped me out because the fathers were so young in most cases. Some of the rudest, most racist people I've ever encountered were in SLC. LDS can do all the PR it wants but that sex cult is alive and well in Utah.

This is Utah. People are already ignoring a ton of evil shit trust me.

Yeah she didn't ignore the sign it looked fucking foul. But hey don't let a bunch lonely motherfuckers on Deadspin lose a chance to yank down their dirty draws and shit on a child.

I might have bought one but I simply don't trust that I won't be killed by the assholes who drive in my county. I bet paying that shit off in 2 years and the money you don't spend at the pump might give your wallet a real lift. That would make me smug.

I don't ski at all. Interestingly enough wingsuits would be the extreme sport I would try. Skydiving no. Basejumping no. But for some reason Wingsuits capture my imagination.

Yeah there is that also. I can actually understand the efficiency of using the Helio but it still feels a lot like a 1% Disney Land

Well yeah it's obvious it's an ad from the first frame but the decadence of it all still screams "1%er bitch!"

Not every teen but many simply do not know when they are being obnoxious. When I was a teen many of my friends simply did not understand that we more than anyone needed to ACT like adults or we would receive negative service and attention. More importantly. You don't EVER treat anyone with access to your food with…

That is just bullshit. Servers and bartender do REAL work. I'm in Public health and our upper level management would break down in tears doing your job after 1 hour and they all make near 6 figures.

Yeah I see the no splitting thing more and more these days. I have to agree with you. If you're adults and splitting the check 9 ways how do you NOT look like teenagers? The groups I go with family and friends usually work that shit out ourselves after we leave.

Wow 20%? huh? I'm usually only ever good for 18%

Well that and all the Right handed people who strut by and never stop.

I can not stop thinking about the amount of resources it takes for one guy to get a thrill. Helicopter, Heli fuel, equipment. Incredible video but it's like watching someone light cigarettes with 100 dollar bills.

He looks like YOUR Jesus.

Shudder!!! Die

Wow...a fat homebound troll who could only smash it's fat fingers to make a screen name....no even a unique asshole.

Woz is everything I used to love about Apple and computing. He has that genuine humanity that can't be faked. Everything seems more fun with him around. I'd love to buy that man a drink.

Mark. You're going to want to call your doctor and the people at Valtrex.

Not that you need the help but I think your point is that satire or not some really nasty slurs got repeated over and over again and thus validated for idiots. ( See Django Unchained ). Steven is successful precisely because we have so many low mofos in this country that he will never run out of source material. I…

I know right.