I’m shocked-a BMW driver who doesn’t understand why breaking traffic laws, let alone driving like an asshole, is a bad thing.

He was making acid wash jeans.

I don’t disagree at all with the assertion that Russ is the most deserving MVP candidate of the lot by a long-shot. At the same time, there’s no need to disparage Kawhi’s excellence (inadvertent or not) just to make a reasonable point. My Spurs rarely get any love from the sports media. Let us have this absurd…

Tune in later to watch Troopz spontaneously combust.

Why are all the questions listed as “1.”

Don’t forget Denton!

and some of us in Amarillo.

This guy doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

Dude calls someone a snowflake but gets really agitated about someone quietly kneeling during a song.

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that…

Don’t stare too long or blood will shoot out of your nose

I stared at these 2 sentences for a long time.

I’d like to take a moment to combat the very hurtful message that all progressives preach love and togetherness. I consider myself to be very progressive (and am widely known as being intelligent) and I can tell you that I think love and togetherness are a pile of horseshit. I would describe my attitude toward…

Porn

I have an overwhelming urge to punch you in the penis.

http://deadspin.com/we-went-to-the-puppy-bowl-and-brought-back-pictures-of-1791806459

Let’s look at the inverse: