How does being hit by a car work in this scenario? Is everybody hit by a car?

*actually* POTUS45 lost San Antonio’s county by 14%, and lost 27 counties across the state including 4 of the 5 largest. #thisdoesntfitonamarchsign

there are a few more

I want him to be our President. Or at least Secretary of State.

What you drinking?

What you drinking?

Sadly there actually is a “mt olympus” in Los Angeles, it’s off of Laurel Canyon in the hollywood hills.

It’s not, but it’s gonna be great to see the shit-storm unfurl!

Certainly not any-fucking-more.

I hate that guy/gal. I work with some of those guys/gals.

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

I’m pretty sure Phil Knight is the one who gives the blowjobs in that relationship.

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

Let this be the official start of the Winless 1-14 Browns meme.

Dan Orlovsky.

Donald would have been called for holding.

Well, because a loss of scholarship effectively removes her from the school, and is a much harsher penalty than someone who got a DWI (a much more dangerous and serious offense) would get.

YES YOU FUCKING DID BECAUSE YOU SAID “WHO ARE YOU TO TELL THE SCHOOL WHAT’S AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE,” AKA DEFENDING THEIR DECISION, WHEN THE DECISION WAS MUCH HARSHER THAN THE RESPONSE FOR AN MIP OR DWI.

Are you really that dimwitted?

Out of state tuition to UConn is over 35k. Room and board puts it over 50K. Being stripped of a scholarship might as well be expulsion in most cases.