Sadly there actually is a “mt olympus” in Los Angeles, it’s off of Laurel Canyon in the hollywood hills.

It’s not, but it’s gonna be great to see the shit-storm unfurl!

Certainly not any-fucking-more.

I hate that guy/gal. I work with some of those guys/gals.

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

I’m pretty sure Phil Knight is the one who gives the blowjobs in that relationship.

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

Let this be the official start of the Winless 1-14 Browns meme.

Dan Orlovsky.

Donald would have been called for holding.

Well, because a loss of scholarship effectively removes her from the school, and is a much harsher penalty than someone who got a DWI (a much more dangerous and serious offense) would get.

YES YOU FUCKING DID BECAUSE YOU SAID “WHO ARE YOU TO TELL THE SCHOOL WHAT’S AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE,” AKA DEFENDING THEIR DECISION, WHEN THE DECISION WAS MUCH HARSHER THAN THE RESPONSE FOR AN MIP OR DWI.

Are you really that dimwitted?

Out of state tuition to UConn is over 35k. Room and board puts it over 50K. Being stripped of a scholarship might as well be expulsion in most cases.

3. To put on some half assed halftime skit that only the band members themselves find funny, while most people in the crowd are getting food, taking a piss or using their smartphones.

A musical education is a wonderful thing. Marching bands fucking suck.

I went to one of those horrible high schools where the marching band was the main attraction over the football team. You know, the kind of place where “My Spawn Plays In Bumblefuck High Marching Band” bumper stickers are all over the place. So, without reservation, I offer this analysis: Fuck marching bands. Fuck them…

I mean....a penalty by rule  but I’d stop short of saying a HUGE blow to the head, and I woudl. I’m no Cowboys fan, but I’m kind of ok with THAT kind of play being let go with the game on the line.

Notice the label mentioning cancer/disease doesn’t refer to tobacco but rather, “this product.” Folks should worry more about what else, besides tobacco, is in these tins.