A musical education is a wonderful thing. Marching bands fucking suck.

I went to one of those horrible high schools where the marching band was the main attraction over the football team. You know, the kind of place where “My Spawn Plays In Bumblefuck High Marching Band” bumper stickers are all over the place. So, without reservation, I offer this analysis: Fuck marching bands. Fuck them…

I mean....a penalty by rule  but I’d stop short of saying a HUGE blow to the head, and I woudl. I’m no Cowboys fan, but I’m kind of ok with THAT kind of play being let go with the game on the line.

I second this. Was going to start my quit last new years with this site. But I had a health scare last December that caused me to quit cold turkey. But an existential crisis does stave off the cravings well enough...

Oh shut the fuck up. No one is saying it’s illegal to do, they just can’t do it at work, just like you can’t get hammered off your ass at work even though alcohol is legal.

Notice the label mentioning cancer/disease doesn’t refer to tobacco but rather, “this product.” Folks should worry more about what else, besides tobacco, is in these tins.

Was it hard to get this quote? Did anybody have to twist his leg?

You sound more hungry than furious, but OK.

Given his record, this is the face he’s going to have to make when visiting top recruits if he hopes to restock the roster

I hear chicks in Arkansas are totally hot. You should transfer there.

You’re thinking of Kawhi Leonard dummy.

Sounds like Happy Dad is isn’t getting enough mother fucking.

i hope you’re not including Popovich as one of your ‘white folks who need to have their opinions heard.’ this is a guy who barely gives interviews, often doesn’t answer direct questions, and certainly keeps non-basketball conversations to a public minimum.

This is one rare case where the ground clearance and suspension travel that makes a 4Runner good off-road is actually a disadvantage because it makes it so easy to accidentally drive over curbs and parking barriers.

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

Dude sprouted disgusting baseball chin overnight

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