that score is beautiful. fuck Oregon

Sleazy? That guy has 'never leaves parent's basement with budding pedo tendencies' written all over his forehead.

UIL and TAPPS schools compete against each other quite regularly.

I knew a girl that was 6’4” once - she’d always tell people who implied she should be playing basketball - that they should be hitting the mini golf course...

“The big hand moves faster than the little hand.”

Dear Elephant:

The Robert Earl Keen reference has made you my official favorite writer

Instead of an elaborate scheme to plant racist audio, they could just cut off his hair.

Well it must be designed pretty shittily because if it’s designed to kill innocent people, then it’s being beaten out by baseball bats and fists.

Just because a rifle is designed to kill doesn’t make it an inherently evil object. The vast majority of the time rifles like this are used, it /isn’t/ to commit murder. Way…

Comments like yours, saying that any civilian who owns a gun is unreasonable, is ironically incredibly unreasonable. There’s a lot of grey between the sort of people who’d bring an AR-15 to a Pokemon convention, to someone who only has one for target shooting and keeps it in safe, to someone who only carries a handgun…

Yes they do. Anti-gun media wants you to think that isn’t the case (They don’t like covering stories that put guns in a positive light such as someone defending themselves against a mugger with a gun.)

On behalf of all Texans, please let me be the first to say: