Can I make an enemy of Stephen A Smith that sounds fun

I am a type one diabetic and when I was in about fifth grade decided to use a syringe and a gel pen to give myself a sweet tattoo. I still have a faded black spot on my leg that really excites dermatologists

This was after the intervention. Manzel REALLY doesn’t want to go back to rehab

What’s so special about a Drunk Browns fan falling into a deep pit of despair, unable to escape due to consistently terrible decisions?

Tyler, I found a super official picture of the TRX program in action that appears to show a manned variable-sweep winged aircraft, contrary to the fixed wing drone discussed in the article. I thought I should pass it along to you since it is clearly undoctored and indicates that the program is past the concept phase…

Seriously, the only explanation for his expression is that it was bring your child to work day when this was filmed and he overheard Jimmy talking about how cool cargo vans are.

I think that there must be some additional complications or injuries that may not be public. It seems like every year we hear about a senior opting to amputitate a finger instead of effictively ending his career due to a finger fracture. The thumb and multiple fingers involved are another factor, but again not…

Yes lets decide that our ancestors who would live to the ripe age of 30 they clearly knew what was best for their bodies

“Thank god for New Jersey, the state america has given up on like a stepchild who really likes methamphetamine.”

Two things that jump out to me from all the adds:

All I know is they're all better than the rook

Sorry i was cut after my freshman year we were only playing Westlake and such, I should have specified that competition is barred in the state playoffs

Hyde Park is a tiny private school in Austin, in Texas Public (UIL) schools are not allowed to compete against private schools (TAAPS) to prevent those schools offering scholarships as is the norm in many other states. Growing up I played Pop Warner games that had a bigger fanbase than these schools. This ruling…

Yes this! Im 6’6” and the worst judge of height ever. When Im asked if someone is tall I have there answers Yes (taller than me) Yea (over 6’4”) and Im not sure they come up to here

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If you think that *ALL* the kids on the team were in on this then you don't know anything about Texas high school football

I should open a few more buttons, that'll get Kelly to talk to me and stop giving Brad all the attention.

That picture makes it look more like a uterus

Pretty sure that's Donovan McNabb

This is what I don’t understand. Instead of imagining ways to painfully kill them. Tell them to stop and what they are doing is unconsolable. Ask them to get the flight attendant if they disagree, but I would take a flight that is uncomfortale because I called them on their shit over one that is because of their…