I pulled a knife on a guy and asked him for his money, and he gave it to me. If you consent to a robbery, then it’s not a robbery.

It didn’t used to be so obvious in American sports. It’s a real fucking bummer.

The world is designed to help the fortunate to continue to win.

I recently interviewed for a job and didn’t receive an offer. I might just take a cue from Danny White and print out my own damn offer letter, show up on Monday.

Is it just me, or did it look like they didn’t even have the wheel route covered either?

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Hey I wouldn’t want to shake hands with a guy who’s always grabbing his dick either.

If you have a chance to flick off that many Alabama fans, you better take it.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Chris Sabo. Remember him?

*receives pink slips*

You might be surprised to know that some people have died hitting trees or walls that were travelling at 0 mph.

This may be true for YOU and YOUR political views, but there are plenty of people out there who aren’t on the fringes of politics and prefer a more centrist, moderate approach. There is nothing wrong with wanting, say, pro-choice rights for women, marriage equality, AND lower taxes and smaller government.

While this was a dumb blunder, i think Fox has great coverage compared to CBS or NBC. They start coverage on TV at 11am every day of the tournament, vs 2 or 3pm on other networks for the majors. Also they leverage technology at least 10 times as much as the other networks. There are certainly issues, but they show…

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

Of course Thomas doubts this story.

I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

“Wake up bitch you’re my new best friend!”

I’m not proud, okay?