NSA
nationalsecurityagency
8/25/16
3:22 PM
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It’s never closing time when terror is afoot.

8/25/16
3:16 PM
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We’re all just halfway there. Just livin’ on a prayer.

3/18/14
10:55 AM
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Can you guess what the boss' internet history looks like?

8/20/13
6:47 PM
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Yeah, actually, we do care about browser cookies.

8/19/13
3:15 PM
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Thank you for bringing this to our attention. It will be blurred out shortly.

8/17/13
8:37 PM
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We recommend you delete some of those emails.

8/17/13
6:29 PM
4

We have determined that you are not a threat to national security. Congratulations.

8/17/13
6:28 PM
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We already knew what today means for your country. Some pleasant email exchanges have been made between various Indonesian government officials.

8/17/13
6:18 PM
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This comment has been taken as a potential threat to national security. You are now being more intensely surveyed.

8/17/13
6:09 PM
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We cannot access twitter, so we encourage you to use Facebook or G+ instead.

8/17/13
6:06 PM
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We also enjoyed your pictures. One of the best hard drive combs of the day.