She's got 80,085 reasons not to.

ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT!

Just wanted to make sure you're prepared to endure the Tower for your insolence.

HARDCORE HENRY LIBEL!!!

I miss Sunny Lane.

That's the King's granddaughter you're fetishizing.

If only we had been so lucky…

Betsy is a good name. Even better, the two Elizabeths I have known who went by Betsy were sexually ambiguous minxes with whom someone like me would never have a chance but were still nice to look at.

Tom Morello announces run for Vice President on Jill Stein's Green Party line?

If this is LFO's "Summer Girls" you're slagging, you & I are going to tangle.

It was inevitable. The ironocontrarian scenester embrace of the Grateful Dead, much like its antecedent, the 1999-2004 "discovery" of Weezer's Pinkerton, would get old, & something new would have to replace it.

From the makers of the darkly reimagined Mighty Morphin Power Rangers…

Mackenzie Davis is the hotness, as well. Almost made not just H&C, but the Martian, watchable.

More like, "Are you being shaved?"

Is she on some Jessica Chastain trip?

The starcrossed love of Carter Cruise & Anthony Rosano.

Sometimes, I think Sideways would have been a better movie if it were an alternate timeline of the years after the bankruptcy of Sandpiper Air.

You're looking for the Girlfriend Experience.

I wish they had waited to make Notorious til CJ Wallace was old enough to play his dad. Dude can act, if Everything Must Go is any guide.

Also, as a Kentuckian, Judd would know well the kind of Hill People that also populate Manitowoc, Calumet, etc., Counties. So her performance would be both Academy worthy & worthy the Booby Prize.