The only thing I associate the Trailblazer name with is all of the rusted out ones I see running around, most of which have a decal on the back that reads the name of some deceased person.

“In loving memory of ______. Gone but not forgotten or Only the good die young.” Bonus points if the decal also has the silhouette…

“I think a few pre-sets: comfort, normal, and sport should suffice for most drivers. Add a “custom” setting too for those who want to tinker with their cars more thoroughly”

You realize as the head of a huge company Toyoda probably has little time to dick around with cars? (when he’s not racing)

He could sell that Supra and be so rich.

While it’s hard to find the data, what I found interesting is that American flies something like 6700 flights per day and made the above amount. Frontier flies something like 350 flights a day and made the above amount on baggage.

Except he didn’t make that comparison....

I mean, I think he was just comparing wacky petty theft cases. Dont know why you jumped to school shootings. 

Unless your plan would be to bring back Pontiac as a line of performance CUVs, that’s a horrible idea.

Booooo

Even if you're not a fan of the hunchback 911s, I really don't see how you can say the Boxster/Cayman is ugly. 

“So unless things have changed in the last 25+years”

I posted this in the comments of a post like 2 weeks ago lol

This feels like one of those movies where the cultural references are at least 5 years behind, so I’m going to say no: it’ll be Gangnam Style instead.

75%, with a 50% differential for the Carlton.

What are the odds Sonic floss dances at some point?

...with Cadillac headlights...

That’s a weird-looking Chrysler 300...

Well, you’d probably have been better off lending that Jeff Bozo nerd from business class $100 for his stupid online bookstore or whatever, but the car would have been pretty sweet, too!

Damn it Ricky Bobby!