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The Funk of Forty Thousand Years
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You sit on the threshold, my child.
Sleep on it- consider the meaningless blobs of modern sedans and crossovers. Consider the grotesque bloat of the modern truck.
Consider the unique beauty of the El Camino.

Return tomorrow after your prayers and know in your heart how radically the Holden One-Tonner fucks.

Can you tell me with a straight face you’d drop $60k on one of these?

I look middle-eastern AND come from South America. I don’t think I would make it past TSA!

To be fair, 2 is kinda adorable

Non-American here. European to be exact.
I really want to visit the US, see Disneyworld for the Star Wars theme park, take a trip down Route 66 in a muscle car (or a decent one at least), visit New York; these are all things on my bucket list.
Unfortunately I’m scared shitless of things like these happening to me; guy

Seriously, fuck Florida and fuck “Stand Your Ground”. It’s legalized murder, over and over again. 

Couple of douche bags.  Obligatory: Fuck Florida.

This Fashion Photographer Shoots the Most Beautiful Big-Rigs on Earth

id say 60% and whoever said Porsche H50 needs to change their prescription. 

Half of these picks are straight-up crazy-talk. 

If this is a consideration for you, you shouldn't be flying. 

Out of all the dangerous situations he’s been in, you wouldn’t think snowmobiling close to home would’ve been the last activity he did.

They sound pretty Falken bad

17-inch carbonized gray aluminum wheels

A new car in the teens?  Which decade did you time-warp back to?

No. In fact, it’s a felony to try in some jurisdictions. 

Not a faeclift. Literally 6 generations later. 

That is not a facelift, that’s a brand new model design.

Because he didn’t have the decency to leave an audiobook version?

Look man, I know I’ve goofed on you more than my fair share. But Happy 2nd Independence Day. Go ahead and take the rest of the week off, you deserve it.