Whoa you’ve got TWELVE friends!?

The hot lap session will be filled with up-side-down jokes.

That’s not a katana. Quickfang is the katana:)

N-NANI!?!?

There’s a Starbucks in the Forbidden City in Beijing. It got kicked out after a couple of years because people thought the signs were an eyesore.

Heal-tap dancing sounds like a rad move.

It’s weird that COD WW2 made a commercial perfectly suitable for this:

Bad bait, bro.

Shanghai Dragons

Dallas Dust rolls off the tongue really well.

Get a motherf**king star, boy.

What’s the most creepy is that leveling up your cute little Paras is basically the sending it to zombie state.

Did you also get the time penalty for going off-course?

You’re basically 99% me. You’ll blend in 100% if you stare at your 3DS 95% of the time.

You just described a gently-used, early-year 981 Boxster. Some of them may still have warranties!

Wow, sorry it hurt your feelings.

Goddamit I missed all the good stuffs

Wait what when how did I not know about it!?

But can you hire fake friends that’s juuust a little bit less good-looking than you so that you’re fake facebook and instagram friends can admire how beautiful you are?