FTFY

McGrath Lexus in downtown Chicago had this red one sitting in the middle of their showroom for a couple years now. GO BUY IT!

Hi, my name is Brad. Do you even lift, bro?

I’m pretty sure he’s trying to recreate this scene:

COUNTERPOINT: WAGON EVERYTHING

Buy 2 scooters and zoom thru the back roads. Faster and more fun!

Yeah, no thanks. Say what you want about the Midwest; our roads may be bad, but at least they are uncrowded.

Please someone buy 50 of these and fly them in swarms.

This year it will be the Calfs insdead of them Knee’ks. 

lol the t shirt is cool but it could use a little photoshop:

Whoa nice Passat ;P

When you hear the words “nine” and “11” said in succession do you think 

Everyone squat (yo). Problem solved!

The only way those cars make financial sense is to buy a bumper to bumper warranty and make a Youtube channel about trying to fix them.

You’re saying it would be acceptable if he smashed the trucks with a sledgehammer?

To be fair they used it on the Crosstour...

You shift up and down by pressing the clutch pedal and pressing the + and - button on the center console.

No. They will build a Crosstour successor called the Honda Aftermath.

I posted on some other forums and got thrashed for stereotyping.