That’s better. Now, we are putting cover memos on our TPS reports and I’ll need you to come in tomorrow.

The broadcast crew were saying something about how incredibly well Arrieta’s record had been when he’s been given a 3-run lead, and all I could think was, fuck “given,” he literally earned that lead!

But seriously, the DH sucks. Pitchers hitting should be cherished, whether they’re Cubs or Colon.

Sorry buddy. Revenue sports are professional sports. Schools maximize revenues, spend hundreds of millions on facilities to attract the kids they can’t pay, pay coaches millions to maximize the wins (and revenue) and good salaries to support staff, and generate tens of millions if not nine-figure revenues each year.…

Yes, they all get it. It’s part of the scholarship intended to cover the actual cost of attending college. It’s not that complicated, so let’s move on.

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Well we’ve found the worst possible comment about this.

He wants to talk about the real world? In the real world, non-governmental authorities can't just fine people when they're unhappy with them. Hell, most of the time your employer cannot fine you.

I liked the movie (it was fun!) but it did lean a bit too much on predestination for my taste. I think the part that bothered me the most was how Kirk jumped from cadet to captain in less than a day (not to mention the fact the entire Enterprise was apparently crewed by cadets).

In the real world, opposition to gun control is blatant endorsement of senseless gun violence, whether Dillon Gee is aware of it or not.

It’s young talent such as Teravainen that will allow Chicago to pay so much of its cap allocation to so few players in the future and still thrive. It’s the finding, development, and deployment of young talent that will separate Chicago's collection of superstars from that of other teams, such as the franchise that…

NL fan here. The sole point of baseball isn’t about offense. You know what’s an interesting moment in a baseball game? When you’re watching a 3-2 close game, both pitchers look really good but it’s the 6th inning, the tying run is on second with one out and the pitcher’s spot is up.

Could someone remind the commissioner that Bartolo Colon is a terrible batter even for a pitcher, hitting .143 BA .136, OBP, .190 SLG and .327 OPS? That’s about as entertaining as watching a Brewers game.

Abolish the DH. If you’re on the field, you need to hit. Why pitchers can’t hit is bull shit.

He was the oldest base jumper in the world and started skydiving at age 62. He had a V8 commercial. He jumped over 5000 times. He also picked up wing walking. You can look at his Facebook page and see how great a person he was. He was my uncle and I miss him dearly.

Yep, pretty shitty. First game too though. How can they miss not one but two fucking goaltends in three games. Also not only the LeBron foul on Rose was blatant but the one before on Butler’s three was a joke too. Didn’t the rules change to something about “the shooter must be able to come down on his feet safely”?

Where is this gif from? Because it is awesome.

Derrick Rose Breaks Ankle Hearts