I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.

Jim Tomsula is the only man that truly knows the answer to this question.

I ref basketball for MHSA and this is correct. However, the rule allowing for fewer than five players is the same as for college, I think, that the requirement is you have five at tip-off and after that you can have fewer on the court. A few years back a different high school won with 5 players, but they only had four…

Scene: Las Vegas City Council, Shortly After Meeting Announcing Raiders Deal

Yeah, they just call that “day”.

Just a sampling of how many times that out of shape shitgibbon bitched about Obama golfing.

The Kings can take comfort that, as disappointing as the may be, they’ll never be the most embarrassing thing about Sacramento as long as Kevin Johnson is still alive

God I fucking miss this guy!

Let’s remember some other presidents:
Benjamin Harrison

Now all I want is for Steve Smith to come out of retirement and kick everyone’s ass at dodgeball.

The best thing about this post was that it was filed under “beeves,” as plural for beef.

As they say... well done.

Alternative Fact: Felix Hernandez was on the 2000 Yankees.

Well he didn’t choke anyone so it’s clear Indiana has made a lot of progress in the coach-player relationship arena.

What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio featuring Tony Kornheiser and Colin Cowherd

alternate headline:

Your secret is safe with us Eli

Shel Silverstein is disappointed the gold wasn’t given by the crabtree.

Hey Deadspin, you accidentally posted someone’s shitty Reddit comment as an article.

I kinda want to know more about that Russian skating tragedy. From what I could find, Inga Artamonova was a speed skating champion whose alcoholic husband murdered her when she was only 29.

you mean Bill Belichick looks like a deflated Berman, right?