Hey, pretzels!

This line is so wonderfully alliterative.

Another actor to play the captain in a Poseidon Adventure adaptation is Leslie Nielsen, whose jump from drama to comedy was quite similar to Braugher's. Wheels within wheels!

When he figures out what kind of day it was he'll retire from public life.

Howzabout Brandon Nowalk.

Didn't. Frame. Cake. Boss.

Doug Judy has a wonderful joie de vivre.

Isn't this a ripoff of that Laura Benanti video?

I'm especially reminded of Cheers when I remember that making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.

In the sense that you don't get paid for these reviews at all?

Yes. I've thought about it and it is literally exactly like that.

I mean, getting retweeted on Twitter isn't especially random. People either like what you say or they don't.

One of my favorite things Aukerman does on CBB is when a guest clearly has a bit prepared and he just breezes right past them, forcing them to bring it up again. I'd like to see that done to him in an interview.

Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.

Oddly enough I just typed that URL in and it just redirects to whitehouse.gov.

Wonder Woman is first, so DC has that going for them, I guess.

Ah, the "American Dad complaints" spot on my What's on Tonight Comments Bingo card. (Bitching about the Top Pick is the free space)

Comments does not equal sign clicks.

I have no evidence supporting this but I can only assume that, due to the fact you just brought up, Kroll and Mulaney are now bitter enemies.

Muuuuuuuuusical guest! Two pigs!