I agree with almost all of this except that Kevin Kline totally rules in A Fish Called Wanda.

I happened to be listening to the Rattle and Hum episode today and though they're still figuring out the show, I always end up still really enjoying it. Hearing the Scotts riff together is a joy from the start and I actually liked hearing Lance Bangs talk U2 to them, since it's interesting to see how the conversation…

Not really bothered by that comment (on its own I wouldn't really have a problem) so much as I am by his constantly bringing it up.

Your knowledge of her personal life really helps underscore your weird fixation on her.

Good lord, it's as if you mention your distaste for her whenever you possibly can. Are you like the Batman villain Zsasz, where every time you express your opinion on Lauren Lapkus you carve a tally mark into your skin?

I enjoy Ming.

He's had a nice theater career!

"It just seems like there's such a small chance of punks barging in."
"STILL A CHANCE!"

Well, if it isn't Ethel Barrymore!

I dunno how it'll be received, but the exciting thing for me is that Scorsese's wanted to make this for years.

Yeah, if you're looking to make a movie filled with Orientalist caricatures, my first choice wouldn't be to adapt a novel written by Shūsaku Endō.

Mike F @mikefossey
Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink
Barkeep: try this, its lemonade and iced tea
Arnold Palmer: Mmm… its good… I just invented it.

Didn't Esposito make the vermouth joke? Or am I unable to tell voices apart?

I wish they had kept that Greek chorus of nerds.

Hey, how about you use your Spidey sense and turn the dark off?

What about MOOSE MURDERS? I don't even know what that show is about. I just love the title. Moose Murders.

Bingo. It's a wonderful trick how Dahl is able to write an ending about how the protagonist will die in nine years and make it heartwarming.

Paul Hollywood reacting to that bread lion is some great goddamn television.

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Without Craven it's obviously pointless, but my pitch for Scream 5 would be essentially a New Nightmare ripoff. Basically it features all the principal actors as themselves, being terrorized by a real-life Ghostface. (This means you can bring back old favorites like Skeet Ulrich and such.) Standard stuff: phone calls,…