Yeah, that scene's pretty amazing.

However you want, really.

I thought this was fun!

Did we know Virgil isn't a regular this season? I realize he wasn't in last season much, but that still seems like a dumb choice.

Walton Goggins is not an official Oscar winner, unfortunately.

George "The Pathological Liar" Washington

Pelecanos said he was writing a pilot for HBO with Simon about Times Square in the '70s. Hope that works out!

I'm going to ignore the Melissa McCarthy jokes and instead make fun of Paul Feig's dress sense. Hey, Paul Feig! You think you're stylish because you wear suits all the time? Well, you're not! Boom!

No.

You mean Shelley Duvall, yes? (Though now that I think about it, Shelley Long in a Woody Allen movie would be fantastic.)

I think we're all ignoring the big story here: the return of Van Clemmons! WOOOOOOOO!

Probably misses his old glasses.

Whenever I hear someone say "You used me" in a TV show or movie this line delivery always pops into my head.

Whenever I see this quote I never remember which episode it's from. Solved!

Won't it be a "news update"?

Does this gimmick account have an actual comedic or thematic point outside of "ooh, some old AV Club writers are at a new website"?

Eh, they all look older. I think they should call this Whose Line 2: The Ravages of Age.

He's in the first episode, yes?

Congrats on your Newbery Medal.

I don't think a novel she wrote under a pseudonym that still got great reviews would be BAD for her reputation as an author.