I LOL'ed on the potty because of this post. Thanks Mate.

…because the little Mazda will rust to bits in 10 years. Whereas a high-end luxury vehicle such as, for example, the Mercedes S-Class — one of today's finest automobiles; built with high-end German precision; engineered to automotive perfection — will suffer massive electrical failure long before it ever reaches…

Yes, folks, that's right: heated rear seats… on a Kia! Not only that, a Kia that competes with the Honda Civic. A Kia that's slotted below the Optima in the brand's lineup! It used to be that the only way you could get cheaper than the Optima was you had to tip over your laundry hamper and ask your buddies to…

My favorite supercar in white <3

Don't get me wrong stupid people buy cars too.... thats GM's hope, you buying one?

LMAO

GM is, with a handful of exceptions, a raging grease fire.

What was that bro? I can't hear you over the sound of SEX.

"Prius Plug-In Annihilates 21 Minute Mark on the 'Ring"

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

I know exactly what happened. He hit the gas instead of the brake, therefore he can blame this on a floor mat made by Toyota and GM will then issue a recall for it.

Where were you when Toyota got slammed with a 1.3 billion lawsuit for the same thing? But I guess you're a GM fanboy so naturally you have to comment on this.

Ironic, right, that the shitty company which went bankrupt, then stole our tax dollars, is still a shitty company, doing shitty things.

Chevy is seriously missing out if they don't sell a line of officially branded toupee glue.

I know I nailed two of them, but I don't see how this was not one of those two:

I like the Ford grilles, whether people want to complain about it being Aston-ish or not. I think they look great and I'm not afraid to say it. This makes me want a Focus so much more

Props to our Chinese Space Overlords for getting their Jade Rabbit to the Moon....

Meanwhile, the other skier Michael cut off is in good shape to, and is expected to make a full recovery.

$30k for a subcompact nostalgia wagon? Could have had a V8.