*upset

Please clap

I will vote for Donald Trump in 2020 if he kills the attendees

"That's lying"
"Eh… creative semantics"
"Which is a creatively semantic way of saying we're lying"

I'm gonna go rewatch the Pushing Daisies where Fred Willard plays a next best thing Magic Dad who is crushed by Cementia's deadly embrace.

What does this have to do with Trump?

I think most people at CPAC are old enough to have fought Hitler

Meanwhile the Grand Wizards are rallying to help

I assumed it was, because everything is. The sun only rises each day because Comrade Vlad wills it to.

Anyone remember finally surmounting your childhood fear and putting a quarter in to play CarnEvil?

When Jay shows up for the streams, I know I'm getting a good movie recommendation out of it eventually. Usually 3 good movies. Miracle Mile is probably the best recommendation he casually threw out during a stream, although Black Mirror was a good tip off two years ago way before Netflix had any plans for it.

You must now arm wrestle with Julie Bowen for the role of "mean wife Kevin James is tired of having sex with"

No, just one. Hi! I'm Troy McClure!

I get the feeling he just wants to be immortalized with the wikipedia entry "The Trump Wall". Even if it never happens, he'll look up from hell and think "getting that in the history books was fucking sweet".

The lack of viewership leaves you… dry inside..

From Salon.

Feeling like a kid again. We're back in the era where every celebrity gala is about fuck the president. Honestly it felt a little off to spend almost a decade being not fuck the president.

Don't believe the guy in the studio who tries to tell you cocaine is terrible! Cocaine is amazing! I give it a million stars!

Just like Salon?

Hey… DON'T. Jerk me around, fella.