Look what transparency and accountability did to the DNC. Boy those Russians sure did them in by showing people what they were actually doing. Crafty Putin.

Hillary's campaign slogan should have been "dish it as hard as you can because we sure can't take it if we lose"

Democratic party reminds me of my friend who started hustling like there was no tomorrow after he lost his scholarship trying to get it back and get back in school.

… they've proposed legislation for an amnesty program, and laid out that border defense plan as opposed to the wall for congress, respectively.

"It would be extremely painful"
"Clifford's a big red dog"
"For you"

It's time for some game theory

Jeff Flake and Lindsey Graham moving to protect 750,000 undocumented immigrants from deportation and Paul Ryan and Michael McCaul pushing border security plans that are mostly "anything but a wall"

Like all those republicans pushing against his immigration plans before he even takes office? Those kinds of sycophants?

TrumpFucksDaughterJoke

Now I know why Rachel Bloom's husband doesn't feel threatened as hell watching this show

Why bother writing a whole letter when you can do what I always do and simply feign illness

As a bald white guy, it's good to see we still secretly hold all the power in this world. But I would like to see more bald white women represented in the corridors of power

That dude who had a huge, nonsensical twitter meltdown (that he mostly deleted) after embarrassing himself on live television?

My "AV Club Trump In The High Castle Comments" drinking game is still humming along nicely.

Yeah I saw a video of a guy "making" the clock by smashing a clock open with a rock.

Uncharted. Sure as the fucking tide.

Unfortunately, you can't get them thrown off of air travel "Pinochet-style"

I remember seeing he got all this tech swag and (I think?) a scholarship. That clock kid was a fucking genius and that's not because he understands clocks. All the plane guy got out of it was clickbait!

"Hey, aren't you that website that predicts everything wrong?"
"Oh my, no! I'm FiveThirtyEight!"

- me