Damn robots taking good American jobs.

See I just saw articles go up, picked out key words, thought how many words that sound like those words I could imagine, and if there were enough I smushed 'em together. So your process already sounds harder than mine.

I also had a nostalgia trip consisting of Practice Date, Master Plan, Media Blitz, Road Trip, The Trial of Leslie Knope, and Halloween Surprise. My biggest takeaway: Rashida Jones was a treasure I didn't appreciate enough. Angie Tribeca better come out soon.

I have a very strong belief against long hair looking good on guys, sorry. I can't deny she rocked that style though, if only I was as pretty as Amy Poehler.

*fans self* I'm really flattered, but though I may be the more famous of the two, your posts clearly took so much more time and effort, PLUS you stuck with it to the end. You deserve at least as much, probably more kudos than I do.

I have something to pitch you, what would you think about a version of Hannibal where the same story happens, but Leslie Knope is Hannibal, Ann is Will, Ron is Jack, Ben is Bedelia, Chris is Alana, Andy and April are Margot and Mason respectively, Tom is Chilton, Jamm is Freddie, Li'l Sebastian is Abigail, that's all…

3 > 7 > 4 > 2 > 6 > 5 > 1

"Ann's back" x 5
"They'll be like this for hours"

Oh my God, Garry's ending was so perfect. What always made the Garry jokes work was it always felt like his life was so complete, that he didn't care. Even if he gets dumped on in the office, that's just the place he goes to pay the bills for where he is happiest: in the home. (Oh hey, more evidence for Parks' gender…

There were a couple of those! Because Disqus is terrible!

After that line I actually did try to think of a way to dirty it up and work that joke in but just couldn't. Stressing out over trying to get even a good headline down reminded me why I retired the gimmick a year ago, (even then after a few months of inconsistent use). I can never give writers too much shit cause now…

Alright buddy, I came clean now you should too. Unless you don't want to, which is fair.

This was very fun to do, and I'm really glad people enjoyed reading these posts as much as I did writing them.

Leslie Knope is a character I find literally inspiring, a role model who I've chosen to live my life by for, wow, six years and counting now. And I'll always find nerdy Ben and enthusiastic Andy extremely relatable and dear to me. Throw in the other three dimensional cast members and I can't imagine another TV cast…

If this first half of the season has proven anything, it's that in retrospect what really sunk season 5 was keeping Ava out of the central action. Ava is Important.

Thankfully sounds like none of those apply to SU

Pearl is my Favorite Gem, but Garnet is objectively Best Gem.

I don't know why you're expecting me to know what that path is.

I guess my question now is how old is Steven.

"Magical girl" doesn't really do the show justice though. If you're willing to give it one more shot, watch the episode Steven and the Stevens. It captures the low key weirdness and humor of the show perfectly.