Why is everyone so negative about this? Yeah, it's goofy, but since when was enjoying something silly that harms no one a crime? I'd expect neutral or uninterested (that's my initial reaction) but hating it seems so pointless.

"We"? No. A couple producers hoping to make money? Yes. Why? Cause of course it's going to make money.

Harry Potter isn't even in the bottom half of fandoms. Twilight, Sonic the Hedgehog, both DC and Marvel, Final Fantasy, Smash Bros, all have them beat. Harry Potter's worst crimes is a large amount of weird fan fiction and a bunch of whiners about the movie adaptation, which is really just the same non-problems of the…

The MCU series, though that answer could be biased by the fact that I just got back from Guardians of the Galaxy. Still, all of those films have strong good vibes, starring a bunch of good guys who love each other and get to beat bad guys in style.

Or they introduce Mantis next movie and hook Peter up with her. Just saying.

Actually think about it for two seconds and the comparison falls apart, but the sheer number of surface similarities are pretty funny.

Well I don't think anyone could be 100% dick.

Yeah, the Gamora thing is probably my biggest problem with the movie. Her fight with Nebula was weak, and she didn't really get any other action. I appreciated that though she seemed designated to be the love interest, she and Quill never fell in love and ended the movie as friends.

If it puts your mind at ease, I just got back from seeing the movie, and it's hardly a manipulation. Star Lord saves her life and he brags along the lines of "yeah, I totally saved your life because I'm so noble and hot" and Gamora just rolls her eyes at him. They don't even hook up by the end, they end the movie just…

Human stranded from Earth, former villain warrior chick, honor crazed warrior dude, selfish little guy, and walking plant. The parallels are uncanny.

It's just Yondu, with a lot of liberties taken with the character.

Just saw it, and she is never naggy, and a key part of the final throwdown, so way to go asshole. Also though the character is humorless, she gets to be part of some great jokes. You got the non-sexual part right though, though you probably guessed that from the PG-13 rating.

That might be my favorite thing he does. He's just so perfunctory about it.

Jumping off of that, Dipper attending a Hannibal therapy session would be comedy gold.

"Winners never lose!"

Aw man, I love Red Skull. Sure, he's one-dimensional, but he really cranks up that one dimension in a deliciously over the top way. I mean, who else labels their bombs? That's ridiculous and I love it.

He's Nathan Fillion, but people actually know who he is!

True. But that makes the successful ones all the sweeter.

Ah, true. It's just the false nostalgia that gets on my nerves.

There's an art to commercials now, a way to set up a premise, deliver a joke or two, and still plug a product in 30 seconds. I honestly respect the form.