Have spoken to way too many Trumpers, none of them really value free market, low taxes, or even family values. Not really.

Trump nominated Kavanaugh from the federal bench, sure. But the reason that POS was on the federal bench to begin with was because Bush nominated him to it.

And all of that is before you even parse Cawthon’s white savior-esque comment about knowing better than black and LGBTQ fans what’s good for them politically.

Despite the article being about and featuring pictures of terrifying animatronic monstrosities, the most disturbing image in the post is photo of Mitch McConnell.

Also, in case people need to remember, driving a taxi is more fucking deadly than being a cop and no one thanks taxi drivers for their service and worships them as heroes.

I’m sorry we are exporting this bullshit to our northern neighbors.

Maybe they genuinely think they’re action heroes instead of public servants. And that they should be getting into gunfights and car chases instead of protecting and serving the public.

There’s a cop that lives down the street from us. He has that flag on his SUV. In Canada. Along with a fucking Spartan helmet and a bunch of other hyper-aggressive, deliberately provocative, excessively ‘agro’ bro-stickers.

Money for nothin’, gifs for free

Costco has long hoses. I can fill my left side port from a right side pump. Greatly reduces my wait time

HamNo isn’t even being subtle about suggesting as much:

If Petchesky were to start a GoFundMe for NotSportsSpin or some other similarly named website, I would kick in $50.

Well, shit. I’m going to miss this place. It’s a good group of writers and commenters and I don’t have the desire or energy to seek out someplace similar online. I guess I’ll just start doing my actual job instead of spending so much time on here...

This is the fucking worst. They’re doing it. They’re killing Deadspin.

At this point my work productivity will skyrocket.

unbelievable

This just happened.

Note from Barry:

I don’t have much to say about this other than fuck Spanfeller, man. A dark day for journalism

Is this a fucking joke?