Yeah, it is interesting to note the difference in how they operated in what is ostensibly the same system. Might be something to chalk up to OL play? I feel like Palmer wasn’t as reckless as Winston seems, though there’s still a possibility he can fix that, too, although those instincts are pretty hard to shake. As…

I go into weddings expecting that the music may suck, the food may suck, the venue may suck, the seating may suck, and all of that’s fine, because none of that stuff matters when you’re getting together to celebrate friends or family getting married. But holy hell, if the wedding does not have an open bar, I will be…

I just got married and the amount of little shit that I thought no one care about but my wife and mother in law thought was THE MOST IMPORTANT SHIT IN THE WORLD but ultimately wasn’t anything close to a big deal is...well, basically most things.

Your grandfather was correct. And most athletes have Very Fancy weddings because they are rich, you are correct. 

The only real point of drama in our wedding planning was my parents’ insistence that we have an open bar. Why? “Because Grandpa expects it and he’ll be pissed otherwise.” I give them a lot of grief for the things they choose to put their foot down on, but they were absolutely right about this.

“Coach’s Brain” is a real disease.

Dear Mr. Kalaf,

Back when we played Madden 93, my friends and I would use a similar strategy. If we were on defense and out of timeouts and needed to stop the clock, we’d jump offsides, as long as it was 6+ yards for the first. At that point in the game, saving 35 seconds was much more important than the 5 yards.

Earlier today I said that “NFL Head Coach" and "Bad NFL Head Coach" were nearly synonymous.  I was being hyperbolic, but thanks Freddie for proving me right.

I’m just going to say this in every Freddie Kitchens thread from now until the end of time. Perhaps letting their rookie QB hand pick the new head coach was a bad idea.

Yeah. It could’ve been worse.

Cool; more importantly, since your psychotic overlords are apparently passive-aggressively trying to run this site into the ground, what can we as readers do to support you guys? (This is only off topic because said psychotic overlords deleted the “Note To Our Readers” post)

“Man, a team leader making the shortsighted decision to intentionally sabotage his employees’ situation for a slim chance at a small, ultimately meaningless reward? As an employee of G/O Media, I can’t relate to such a thing. The Browns lost, 27-13.”

I would have loved to have been on the NE sideline when Kitchens revealed his magnificent plan. I mean, at this point, is Belichick even capable of being surprised by the lunacy he faces on the field? Imagine being the greatest coach in NFL history and have to watch someone trying to pull that play off?

I can kind of see making that trad if you know that you are in a rebuilding phase, but man did they let Leonard go cheap. Especially if his contract was going to run out anyway after this season.

Hey, the false start didn’t turn the ball over, which means it’s at most the 6th worst browns play that day. Not even in the bottom 5!

Man, a team leader making the shortsighted decision to intentionally sabotage his employees’ situation for a slim chance at a small, ultimately meaningless reward? As an employee of G/O Media, I can’t relate to such a thing.

I am completely flabbergasted that comparison is not very far off. And that’s with me thinking Carson Palmer was quite overrated his whole career. Do I now have to think Jameis is underrated, but also a shithead, so he doesn’t get my “auto-Black QB defense,” but I can’t really base that on his actual gameplay?

So will they cut your penultimate sentence, or just the whole fucking post?

“Man, a team leader making the shortsighted decision to intentionally sabotage his employees’ situation for a slim chance at a small, ultimately meaningless reward? As an employee of G/O Media, I can’t relate to such a thing.”