... the same Liberty Flames that lost today to Rutgers.

Not to mention the apparent supposition that there’s virtually no way Kansas State could have either stopped OU from going 38 yards nor won in OT.

And yet we’re supposed to believe that this same organization (NFL) is giving its players straight answers about CTE because they care so much about their players’ wellbeing. Riiiiight...

The Nets would satisfy my OCD.

I think I must have heard that about the Suns trainers way back when, then just incorrectly mentally refiled them in the garbage end of the bracket because a) how often do you hear positive stories about training staffs? and b) everything else about the Suns is a tire fire, so why not the doctors, too?

If he went along with their plan and his career ended after this season because of the unnecessary sustained damage, surely the Jets would pay him the tens of millions of dollars he lost in sacrifice to a lost season. Oh, they would have told him to fuck off? Yea, I think the Jets should be sued into Oblivion for this…

Just

Nah the Suns’ staff was considered one of the best in the game in the late 2000s, they were apparently big on biometrics stuff that helped Nash/Shaq/Grant Hill perform well late in their careers.

It was probably NOLA until this year, thanks to the Saints’ Mickey Loomis staffing the medical and training staff with football people. Since football is definitely the same sport as basketball and requires similar types physical movement and training, the Pelicans regularly featured a ton of people injured (including…

So let me get this straight. The Jets would have rather played an injured player who can’t give 100% than a healthy player at 100%.

The ghosts Sam Darnold saw were players the Jets were trying to kill.

It continues to get more interesting by the moment, as the Jets released him.

All team doctors should be impartial 3rd parties chosen annually by that team’s owner and an NFLPA representative who is only responsible to the player and can remain in HIPAA compliance.

Jimmy Fund is a cancer research charity so at least we know he cares about... aw fuck...

more like GFYJETS

“JIMMY FUND”

Sadly, our Big Wet President will not be throwing out the ceremonial first pitch on Sunday—though, as we’ve argued before, it would be the perfect thing to heal our divided nation

“Actually, nevermind, they’re definitely booing.”

Goddamnit...I don’t have very high expectations for Mizzou, or Missouri, or humanity in general, but nice to know I can still be surprised.

My personal favorite, from back when all this naming-rights foolishness started, was the Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl