“They do?  Better fix that.” - Paradox Interactive

And then have to deal with people who live in Phoenix? No thanks.

I assume the quote from the agent was that this was called an “acute ON chronic injury.” (not OR). That phraseology is used commonly in medicine.

I mean, if you’re a superstar athlete earning $30 million annually you can have a great quality of life anywhere.

  Why has the NFLPA been silent on this? This is one of the reasons that unions are formed, for the protection of their members. The NFLPA should have the Jets in court on Monday getting him his paycheck. He reaggravated it during training camp, covered up the pain with Toradol and did even worse damage to it.…

I have no idea what the Jets think there is to gain here. They’re 1-5, and while Osemele has been a great guard in his career, he’s not the one piece they need to go 9-1 down the stretch and get into the playoffs. Their season is toast, and Osemele *might* have been a useful piece for next year’s team, but apparently…

I’m sure my Bears will welcome him back to “fix” Trubisky.

Being a Spurs fan is a pretty annoying limbo to be in. They’re not gonna tank nor are they going to be bad enough to draft a top-of-the-board star in the making, and don’t have the talent and depth to be a real contender...but there’s something wonderful of Pops taking a bunch of dudes and making them more than a sum…

Same, only instead of “coach” use the word “manage” and instead of “team” use “the evening shift at a Newark Subway”.

“My job is to coach the team.”- Adam Gase

That is all the NBA teams. Thank you.

I live in Utah and am a Jazz fan. I legitimately believe it is the worst place NBA players visit because of the fans in the Delta Center. The majority of the fans in the arena are white, upper middle-class and Mormon. They are either BYU fans or UofU fans and that rivalry has infected their Jazz fandom. It’s toxic. I…

Sweet Jesus. It might be worth it to look into retrofitting your insulation (if there is any) and also check if your electric or gas utility gives any rebates for improving your home in this way. Or you could go really medieval and cover every available wall and floor with tapestries and carpet. Block those drafts!

Sorry, there’s no way you can justify rooting for the umpires after this.

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

Joe Westworld

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

This is how you know Flores is in on the tankjob.

The joy/misery ratio between a Bills fan living in Miami and a Miami fan living in Buffalo this winter will be unbelievably wide.