But really, how many kinds of toilets are there? You’ve got ass, piss, vomit, and doggie drinking bowl.

if she doesn’t she just needs to watch the next Titans game and it will be mentioned every five minutes. 

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

The very people for who the phrases ‘they’re rapists, they bring crime’ resonate are the same people who will defend Art Briles.

I don’t know if it says more about how useless the stat is or the way the game is now played and officiated, but it is hilarious to me that Mariota is No. 17 all time in passer rating.

Man, I understand that the NFL is a competitive and capricious league, but how do you fuck up owning a restaurant in Portland in 2019?

The AD for the HS closest to me in Mass. makes a little less than 82k, but the school has about 1200 students. Also teachers *start* at about 45k there.

As a Baylor Alum who attended the school and worked for the athletic program from 2010-2012, Briles is a Class-A piece of shit. He only cared about one thing, himself. I arrived at Baylor a wavering agnostic and came out a staunch atheist (near anti-theist) from all the awfulness and hypocrisy that christians show. It…

He’s making $82,000 to be football coach and AD for the school (and I’m willing to bet that most of the AD duties will be handled by a secretary or other staffer). Why do I have the feeling the average teacher salary in Mount Vernon, Texas is a lot less than that...

But it’s older and has more miles.

10% better mpg

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.

Meh, Marcus Mariota made many millions monotonously moving mountainous menggggg&xddfg÷st!mc

This is like replacing your beige Corolla with a beige Civic.

So is the Titans’ insistence on drafting and signing wide receivers with flippers where their arms should be.

Brady is a free agent next season. It would be so interesting if Brady signed with another team and the Patriots picked up a QB like Mariota so we can finally have an answer to “Who is more important? Brady or Bellichick?”

The Chargers are 2-4 against the likes of Jacoby Brissett, Josh Rosen, old Joe Flacco, and Devlin Hodges. They can lose to Ryan Tannehill as well.

It sucks. Mariota seems like such a nice dude, and he’s played through a lot of pain the past couple years in particular, but the Titans have been an absolute clusterfuck, at an organizational level, since we drafted him. He hasn’t even been all that bad. Last year, his numbers were way down, but the advanced stats…

Lucky you! With a couple of name changes you can re-publish this article in a year or two when the Mitchell Trubisky era in Chicago has ran its course.  

Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent