Yuma and Gila Bend?

What, you’re telling me that the San Francisco Chinamen are offensive somehow?

San Diego doesn’t have stupid taxpayers.

they were just missing a sufficiently well-endowed owner.

I'm more of a Maslowe's Hierarchy of Guys guy myself. 

the five phases of Guys

As a bills fan it would pain me to no end, but we should have taken the hit and made sure Trump bough us instead of the pegulas. The onfield product couldn't get worse, and the rest of the world is saved

(fixed it for you)

Dan Snyder at his worst would be the ceiling for Trump at his best as an NFL owner. Remember, he killed an entire league in <3 years.

Outside of San Diego, the Chargers should’ve been the team moving to Las Vegas. Or to the hottest area of the Sun.

Chiefs-Chargers games would certainly be a lot more intense if the teams shared the same state (well, in addition to the state of perpetual disappointment that they already share).

“pay to build us a new stadium or we’re moving to LA.”

If you contracted the Chargers, their good players could go to other teams with better medical staffs.

disagree. There are redeeming qualities to Australia. 

This was before this last Sunday

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

Or, now hear me out, they go for Finniest. Drake secures, fumbles, and it's returned for the absolute Unicorn of a reverse 2 pt conversion...

Jerry Jones is a carnival barker who got lucky with oil wells.

A rich Arkansan.

The Cowboys played without both their starting OT’s and their #1 receiver got hurt early in the 1st quarter.  Injuries happen to all teams