Now it's Teddy Bridgewine.

They’re called “birds” over there 

He really fucked those throws right in the pussy. 

When your QB throws 5 picks the entire game is garbage time.

Not the Eagles fault, they assumed he was a Patriot by now. 

How am I suppose to be hungry for a W when I’m filling up on turnovers?

Sounds like it’s time for some Fitzmagic baby!

shhhhh barry. they haven’t noticed yet

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

If time isn’t running out and you’re within kicking range, you’ll play normal football to try and reach the end zone. The only time you’d try this is when you have no other options, and even then, most coaches will go for the Hail Mary or the kneeldown.

“Let me tell you, life on the back streets ain’t all stewed opossum and half-full cans of beans. Sometimes it gets rough, you do things you ain’t proud of doing, but when you need an indulgence, Toad Eye Suzy down by the railyard is who you talk to. Long as you bring her at least a mason jar full of nail clippings,…

But not even the Pope can root for the St. Louis #Cardinals.

Blessed are the playmakers.

“If I was coaching this team, you wouldn’t hear me talking about the Pontifex. Everyone knows to turn around a losing season, you need passing fix or a rushing fix, not no Pontifex.”

Intercessions are absolutely a key to this matchup. Whoever wins the turnover battle, wins the game.

When will the “Jaguras” be returning to London?

Yeah the announcers today couldn’t quite get it right. It can be attempted after *any* fair catch, but given the circumstances only happens at the ends of halves when the distance is reachable.

The Bucs should be deported just for the font on their uniform numbers.

When we send teams to London we don’t send the best. We send panthers, we send Bucs. And some, I assume are good players.

Pshaw, I saw Doug Flutie dropkick an extra point. ONLY CALL ME WHEN SUPER WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS.