I’m impressed that Russel Wilson is being this aggressive early since history shows that he’s usually super-late to score.

Temecula work for you?

I also have a prayer that I need answered, regarding the Seahawks: God, or whomever, can you please have someone gather all those neon green jerseys up, dunk them in gasoline, and then set them on fire?

Oh now’s who’s talking like a crazy person! Going for it on 4th! I never!

Coach Gruden should start referring to his team as “the Washington football team” at his press conferences. That would go over well with the Synder front office.

A lot of people are talking about Dabo to DC...

I saw on one of those flight tracking sites that Dan’s private jet was making a trip to South Carolina!

Art. Briles.

Well, Sean McVay was on their staff for two years, so presumably they are going to hire his barista at Starbucks or the person who picks up his dry cleaning. 

I hereby propose that we start an Internet Rumor that Dan Snyder is courting Dabo Swinney. There’s no downside. Either:

If football coaches like Gruden actually had a sense of humor and weren’t so averse to fun they would just say fuck it, and let their freak flag fly. Want to fire up the Wing T offense? Sure, fuck it. Double halfback passes every other drive? Sure, fuck it.

If he quits he won’t get paid on his contract.

To be clear—I think this sucks! But it does sum up Jim Butt’s worldview, yes.

Giri, if I may add a few:

Yeah, but who can find a good coke guy in Miami?

You really want to watch a person’s heart leap out of their chest and take an off-balance 3 before berating the surrounding teammates?

Just for fun, somebody introduce him to cocaine. I want to see what happens.

> busts into Dion Waiters’s pantry after a home loss to dispose of all refined sugars

In accordance with his cheese-heavy contract, Jimmy Butler renamed the American Airlines Arena “The Kitchen,” because if you can’t stand the Heat...

Just a little extra work while y’all in your third dream.