do they have statues  honoring them?

Nope, Bill Cosby is very real.

1. Not necessarily you, but SOMEONE.

You should visit New Orleans where he’s just the dude who traded an entire draft for Ricky Williams and owned a shitty overpriced steakhouse for awhile.  No sainthood here (groan-inducing pun very much not intended).

You are looking at former WWF wrestler Doink the Clown and someone else dressed like him.  A double Doink, if you will.

Uhhhh a kicker getting pummeled by a 250 pound guy is a roughing the kicker penalty, idiot. If a kicker is getting blown up, it’s because someone else on the team really fucked up. 

psh that’s not impressive. How is she from exactly 43 yards

Good point, Burner. She has very little experience with athletic achievement in high-pressure situations. Hard to believe you’re in the greys.

I hate to admit this, but I was hoping your story was going to end with the “Free JoePa” guy getting beaten to death by you and your co-workers in front of Ditka’s dais...

Was that truly a dumbass asking the question, or a really good troll?

Just 5,000 copy-pastes of FUCKTOMB

The helmet catch is nice, though.

“Hi Mike, fellow PSU alum, free JoePa!”

Malort is a trick we play on tourists.

Dog dish of dough filled with Prego

Chicago pizza is just lasagna 

Next up: Philadelphia Eagles.

The man was the .gif that keeps on .giffing.

I know Jay is not on the team anymore but I love this gif too much not to post it here.

The new Bears logo: