“Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiittttttt."

Oh yeah, one of my favorite TV characters ever. Right up there with Al Swearengen, Tony Soprano, Saul Goodman, etc.

Omar was awesome, though. 

“Baltimore has nothing to claim as its own”

Please don’t make me go to the mall in Federal Way.

Until about a year ago I had spent the prior decade+ living in DC where $1500 will get you either a studio or a junior 1-bedroom apartment (600 square feet or under either way) about a half mile from the nearest metro stop, I’m with you in having no fucking clue what Michael’s gripe is

I won’t concede the beer, and we should all collectively hold them responsible for every over roasted cup of starbucks that has been sold for the past odd decades. 

Dick’s.  He’s talking about Dick’s!

I’ve lived here 20 years and I’m fucked if I know what food he’s talking about. There’s only so much you can do with salmon.

I will in no way concede the beer. I’d put them behind San Diego, Chicago, Denver and Portland.

Seattle is the only team that I despise soley based on its fanbase:

I know that that a .202/.289/.266 line in AA is... extremely not good for a baseball player with dreams of the majors, but for a dude to just parachute in like MJ and do that ice cold is honestly pretty impressive.

I actually think he would have been a perfect fit for the Knicks, because he isn’t a very good basketball player.

I imagine that when Drew tried to publish the first article the Microsoft paper clip popped up and asked “I see you’re ripping the Cardinals a new one. Are you sure you don’t want to start with the Browns?”

Hey Man! My dad wears transition lenses....I see your point.

Could the NBA field an NFL team if you spotted them a franchise quarterback and a kicker?