Pretty sure the right move is to take the actual names of baseball players, divide them first and last and pair them at random. 

“2021 Bronco Customer Name Match Audit and Integrity Policy Reporting Platform” doesn’t seem like Ford spends any time creating names; they’re really giving OWCA a run for their money. 

Not sure how it is in MA, but in CA the highway patrol (our state police) pays much better than most other departments. So quitting is taking a significant pay cut even if they’re hired at another department. 

The CDC disagrees with that guy’s nonsense, uncited gibberish. Delta and possibly waning immunity from mRNA vaccines still make fully vaccinated persons 4.6 times less likely to contract COVID, 10.4 times less likely to be hospitalized, and 11.3 times less likely to die than unvaccinated persons 1. Granted this is…

Someone once said, vaccine mandates for the police and military are an elegant solution to a different problem. 

Maybe it’s the elderly wondering if jolly ranchers were experiencing shortages the same way bath tissue did.

It’s like the garage-made THC vape cartridges made by some yokel that failed sixth grade math but decided anyone can do chemistry. 

We were part of a weird religion and moved a lot when I was a kid, so we didn’t have a bunch of family friends close by to trick or treat at. When I was really young I’d sometimes wind up with unwrapped candies (it wasn’t that uncommon in the early 80a) that my parents would discard, but that’s it.

“The methodology (…) is based (…) on search volume. Zippia first disqualified candies that don’t really fit the bill as Halloween candy, removing things like bubble gum and raisins from consideration. Next, comparing against 50 popular Halloween candies, it tabulated which candies were Googled most disproportionately…

This is what my parents were looking for when I was a kid!!! What’s that? None of these were available and they were looking for unwrapped or tampered with candy while stealing a few pieces, you say. Well this is what I’m looking for in my kids bags from now on, they can keep the tampered with candies. 

You’d think they’d being playing said MMO if it were so good, unless there’s a giant queue or something that’s lacking them cranky.

Especially the most popular thing right now. It will never get better than this. 

So watching my son play Subnautica.

From the greys:

Isn’t that most states? I live in CA, and we definitely have Trump-country all up and down the eastern side of the state. There’s just so few people living out in the hills compared to the cities that they literally don’t matter. It’s the states without decent sized cities that are full blown Qanon at all levels of…

You know what they say: “Don’t mess with Texas, or the US will come fight our battles for us and then bail us out for not building infrastructure but allowing tens of thousands of houses to be built in flood plains in areas susceptible to hurricane storm surges.” At least that’s how I remember the history book that…

I live in CA and haven’t experienced a rolling blackout since Davis was recalled. The only people who are experiencing those blackouts live in areas that might catch fire and kill dozens of people while burning down towns because PG&E, a corporation, only just decided that maybe it should bury transmission lines.

I live in CA and we don’t have “planned rolling blackouts” as the other guy said. They shut off power during high wind events during dry periods—which are year round during a draught (duh)—in woodland-urban interface areas. I live in a city and don’t recall ever having a planned blackout here, and that’s true for >80%…

But did she let Jesus take the wheel?

I didn’t read that sentence as blaming employees at all. And unless they changed the name, Nabisco’s parent company is Mondeliz (a travesty of a name derived from “delicious world” in some language—supposedly—that Irene okayed paying some marketing firm way too much to pull out of their butt).