I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

This is almost as bad as the time that neocon shitlord Elvis wrote Viva Las Vegas, which thoughtlessly celebrated the city and totally failed to address its high divorce rates, unstable housing market and contribution to gambling addiction.

"I can't stop gluing shit to my clothes. Please help me."

Don't tell anyone. I want it to be a surprise. But... I'll be sticking my tongue out later.

HAIL HYDRA

Well, a ship would have to have robust shielding of some kind to protect the crew from cosmic radiation, as well as to shield the crew from the radiation of its reactor (although that is probably intrinsic to the reactor's design.) What is being discussed here, although to be fair to your confusion it is never…

I think the space travel in Ender's Game (the book, not the movie) was pretty accurate?

This is Gawker Media in a nutshell:

What opinion? He called Sanrio. She's listed as a cat on their website.

No, LiveLeak! They got it first! R/Videos is often unorganized and you have to go through pages and pages before you find a video that's a) current and b)relevant to my interests. Liveleak allows you to search by date and by category, which I like a lot. I do get a lot of material from R/funny, though, although I…

I swear to god, once this ice bucket challenge started the portrait video uploads has gone through the roof.

[children not part of the metaphor]

lmfao

This seems to be the most common reverse misunderstanding:

Yeah, I guess I'm an asshole to be offended by this post.

You'd think they'd each appreciate the other's sport - both involve watching the action go around for hours with no point.

OK, I feel ya.

Image fixed for Japan.

Old cats never die, they just fade away.

We had a scrawny little old cat named Mittens and she was THE dog's ass whippinest (I didn't know that was really a word, but my autocorrect didn't show that it's wrong?) cat I have ever seen before or since. If a stray dog wandered onto our property she was on it in a heartbeat and she never lost, that's the honest…

*. It's not like there's a Chewbacca toy in a banana hammock. *