I have a theory about this. Call me a truther.

As a “Bostonian” (I live in the burbs and always have), there should never be another movie made about Boston, period. And Marky Mark should do us all a FAV-AH and jump off the Tobin Bridge.

I am absolutely not a Trump supporter for the record, I just feel like when you throw unfiltered allegations out there and say “you decide!” to the public you open yourself up to people taking matters in their own hands, like that nutjob who should up at the pizza place with a gun.

I hate design. It’s a neverending contest to see who can find the most irrelevant thing and fetishize the shit out of it.

Rex Ryan is loud and exciting. Bill Belichick is quiet and boring.

Your apartment might be cheap, but it’s still in the middle of fucking nowhere.

They would have to find the right host if it wasn’t Conan. He’s pretty much the whole reason why it works.

Go find this guy, break in to his house some night, and wake him up while holding a baseball bat above his head. Tell him you don’t quit on baseball now thanks to him. And then kill him.

I had the other teacher that said it doesn’t matter what the author intended. It only matters what the audience sees in their work.

and his after the catch skills are superior to any TE that has ever played football.

Gronk has the best hands in the game, are you serious?

Partisan gerrymandering suffered a blow in Wisconsin that could end it across the U.S. Search Campaign Legal Center Wisconsin.

If you are a fresh out of school grad looking for a coveted job in baseball, that’s good advice. If you want money, go work for Bank of America.

Shitting in the urinal should be called the “onesie-twosie”

The Department of Energy (DOE) is a Cabinet-level department in the United States government, created in 1977. It is a descendant of—and consolidates the functions of—several predecessor agencies, among them the Energy Research and Development Administration (ERDA), which was itself a descendant of the Atomic…

This could lead a casual observer to believe, incorrectly, that the department’s primary function has to do with the production of fossil fuels, like oil.

If I was playing in the NFL, I would have dedicated my cleats last week to The Human Fund in silent protest to how ridiculous and fake the NFL is about making sure all charitable causes have to benefit their bottomline.

In college, Newt Gingrich came to my school to speak. He visited my class, which focused on the UN and the history of NGOs and IGOs. We got into a discussion about Iran and he rambled on about how they hate us because they hate modernity. I raised my hand to point out that there is probably still asked degree of…

Curt Schilling tried to have me thrown out of a stadium twice, both on nights he wasn’t pitching (once in Philly, once in Scranton for an exhibition game). I was a little kid and my uncle was high up in the front office, so I got to stand on the field for a minute or two once every few years. The first time, I was…

Michael Bay used to (maybe still does) shoot car commercials in between his bad movies for extra $.