One week for a grandma to finish? Please. You could give mine one month and by week 3 she would still be looking on the controller to see if she’s pressing A or B.

The original legend of Zelda would be impossible for your grandma to finish in a week. At no point does the game say that you need to be pushing on a bunch of walls in the dungeons or that you need to bomb a particular rock on a particular map. If you don’t have the manual, you are shit out of luck.

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My buddy in high school sold his soul to Satan three times, doing the letter in blood and burning it in a Pentagram thing:

LOL, you’re funny.

This is stupid. Because one can like Youtube and give not a single shit about content creators.

There is no contract for Youtubers guaranteeing them terms of service from Youtube.

I really want to discuss this.

Making your own icing/frosting is not rocket surgery or brain science. If a cretin like me can do it, anyone can. Start with room temperature butter, and mix in sifted powdered sugar (it’s gonna be more than you think) until you get the right consistency. If you add too much powdered sugar, mix in a bit of milk to…

Live in Chicago and made an account just to respond to this. Roost is just a bad Time Out (Chapel Hill, NC) knockoff and Honey Butter is not good. If you want good fried chicken here, go to The Publican, Leghorn, or Parson’s Chicken and Fish. That last one gets a special shoutout because their negronis are killer.

Honeybutter was the worst meal I’ve had in recent memory. Who goes to the expense of organic free range chickens and then debones them before cooking? The mac and cheese is worse than Kraft. Their drinks suck and they are way too expensive. Popeyes is 10 time better!

Hello Deadspin staff! Longtime listener, first time caller. So I guess the question I want to ask is.. out of all the articles you have published in 2016, which one are you most proud of? And secondly, has there ever been an article you wanted to put out but were afraid to do so?

I’m gonna be in DC for Thanksgiving...beers?????

They weren’t intentionally lying to people with the 1.9L engines. The issue is not that they pollute, it is that they intentionally lied to consumers and regulatory agencies saying that they were “clean” and met the regulations, when in reality they only did under testing conditions.

Well, I’m over 30 and had a fantastic time playing the japanese demo. FF XV seems to be the hit it was destined to be.

While I completely agree with the issue that these movies shouldnt be made so quickly, at this point conveying any semblance of truth is the last thing the execs care about. Its like a gawker article with a nasty title - just quick clicks and cash at the box office.

I feel like the difference is that Nic Cage may be in on the joke. Like, he knows he is a terrible actor, his best movie was made over 20 years ago (holy shit I’m old) and he understands he owes his career to his uncle Frankie. But Marky Mark truly believes he is an ACTOR and is making VERY IMPORTANT ACTING MOVIES…

You have experience and knowledge, and you can find yourself in a position where you can explain why potentially misguided policy won’t work.

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