Replaced with a soon-to-be-cancelled social network version in 3....2....1....

God, what a world we would live in if Apple would use its power and might to create standards not exclusives....

Wonder how long Google will support it?

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

CP <<=====|=====>> NP

Speed does NOT kill. This is a myth promulgated by the insurance industry to line their own pockets and the mommies because they know everything.

Under no circumstance should anyone buy a Dodge Dart

I will preface this statement by noting that I totally agree that the grille is hideous.

I hate the term “furbaby” or in this case “feline child” and that’s where I quit reading.

I say this now to all of you who would use such terms seriously.....

You sound like a 6yrold when you say it.

A cat is not a child and calling it one shows a level of ignorance that is jaw-droppingly insulting to parents.

Your cat…

You’re just trolling, right? Not actually that douchey? All in good fun? Please, tell me you’re not that douchey.

1) Range declined at a rate much higher than expected. They acted with a range left reasonable to find a charging station. What is the exact range they should’ve started adjusting their plans czar of range management?

Actually, he’s 77, an old-school hot rodder who’s built well over 100 jaw-droppingly beautiful cars in his life and probably knows more about cars than most people you’ll ever meet. His cars routinely get trophies, and he still drag raced until last year (when his arthritis couldn’t take the g-forces of acceleration…

My weak sauce pedestrian ad blocker is simply no match for your steroid infused Kinja Ad and Engineering Team.

How’d he go 27 hours without playing Lacrosse? 

I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

If we properly educated American drivers about lane etiquette and, well, driving, there’s no reason our interstate highways couldn’t be a fast as the German Autobahn. They’re designed for aircraft landings and troop transport, after all.

We have not been waiting for a $100,000 wagon. We’ve been waiting for a $28,000 GTI wagon with a manual transmission.  

Ladies, ladies, Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes?

Want to pull up to that truck
‘Cause you notice that trunk was stuffed,
Diggin the rims she’s wearing,
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring

...when a GLS rolls in with a really big waist and those round things in your face you get sprung!