Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

CP <<=====|=====>> NP

Speed does NOT kill. This is a myth promulgated by the insurance industry to line their own pockets and the mommies because they know everything.

Under no circumstance should anyone buy a Dodge Dart

I will preface this statement by noting that I totally agree that the grille is hideous.

I hate the term “furbaby” or in this case “feline child” and that’s where I quit reading.

I say this now to all of you who would use such terms seriously.....

You sound like a 6yrold when you say it.

A cat is not a child and calling it one shows a level of ignorance that is jaw-droppingly insulting to parents.

Your cat…

You’re just trolling, right? Not actually that douchey? All in good fun? Please, tell me you’re not that douchey.

1) Range declined at a rate much higher than expected. They acted with a range left reasonable to find a charging station. What is the exact range they should’ve started adjusting their plans czar of range management?

Actually, he’s 77, an old-school hot rodder who’s built well over 100 jaw-droppingly beautiful cars in his life and probably knows more about cars than most people you’ll ever meet. His cars routinely get trophies, and he still drag raced until last year (when his arthritis couldn’t take the g-forces of acceleration…

How’d he go 27 hours without playing Lacrosse? 

I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

If we properly educated American drivers about lane etiquette and, well, driving, there’s no reason our interstate highways couldn’t be a fast as the German Autobahn. They’re designed for aircraft landings and troop transport, after all.

We have not been waiting for a $100,000 wagon. We’ve been waiting for a $28,000 GTI wagon with a manual transmission.  

Ladies, ladies, Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes?

Want to pull up to that truck
‘Cause you notice that trunk was stuffed,
Diggin the rims she’s wearing,
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring

...when a GLS rolls in with a really big waist and those round things in your face you get sprung!

Oh... my... God... Becky. Look at those wheels! They are so... big, it looks like one of those rap guys’ cars. But ya know, who understand those rap guys? They only drive them because, they need to fit more prostitutes, ‘kay? I mean, those wheels are so big. I can’t believe they are just so round, they are like out…

Stop using Facebook you assholes.

OEM Fiesta ST brake pads sure as shit don’t last, but they grab like a goddamn Kraken so I’ve made peace with it.

Thanks, I hate it.