WHAT! But I’ve been practicing with this blatantly anti-competitive bullshit exploit that gives me an unfair advantage over the other players for a while now, and they’re going to try and make things fair 10 days prior to their tournament?! God Epic are a bunch of incompetent dumbasses

I don’t know who the hell you’re talking about, but I never colonized anyone or immigrated to anywhere. Which is pretty rich, coming from someone who identifies himself with the most imperialistic, native-exploiting, roughshod-running nation in history.

To be perfectly clear, every single country on the planet was created by colonizers/conquerors. Not one country can lay claim to being run/ruled by its original inhabitants in a single, unbroken chain. The United States(and really all of North and South America) just happen to be a bit more recent than others.

...which is both in North America and a country peopled by those with vastly more of a claim to be American than colonists and immigrants who only took a bit in the middle 

Unfortunately for your pedantry, the common understanding of the term “American” — even among all other Western Hemisphere, non-USA countries — is that it means specifically and primarily of or from the United States of America. Mexicans don’t call themselves Americans. Canadians don’t call themselves Americans.…

Literally like like stirring a dildo in a jar of mayonnaise, it has no redeeming qualities.

Subaru Crosstrek with a manual transmission.

People like you are the reason they’re not making and stick shift rwd t shirts anymore. It’s your fault.

A solid take here from the fellow ST owner.

I honestly think the best automatic for manual people is an electric car with heavy regenerative braking.

Rosberg always made the most disturbing faces during the champagne spraying.

I had this same proposal for McLaren last season.

I have several cars in Forza 7 and Horizon 4 sporting the Porn Hub logo, it’s funny in multiplayer.

They tried; but all the cars came too fast.

The Brazzers logo down in the corner really sells it.

I’m okay with sex in F1

Looks like I picked a bad week to quit smoking...

And according to many its caused a whole load of non-smokers to go out and suddenly start smoking. Apparently people are that easily persuaded to do something they ordinarily have no interest in.

Man, I could really go for a smoke now.

I am just waiting on Porn Hub to sponsor an F1 car.