Just as a warning, this is a tough crowd. Take some solace in the irony that every person telling you to read didn’t bother reading the comments of every person before them telling you to read.

Quick question here:  How do you know the race of all the folks at Epic?  Are you just assuming everyone there is white because you are a racist, or have you seen there company photos?

Yes, just like how they stole the Napoleon Dynamite dance, oh wait he was white, the Dumb and Dumber dance, oh wait he was white, the gangnam style dance oh wait, white, the Seinfeld dance, wait, white again, chicken dance from Arrested Development ahh fuck still white, this is really ruining your false narrative of…

First: The twerking Santa is actually pretty awesome =)

Only lazy soul-less losers that gave up on life would accept to use automatic climate control.

They made at least three slightly different versions of it. I’m not sure about any of this but if I had to guess I’d say they started off with this version with a slightly angled front:

On my BMW, left and right arrows on my dash... I am not sure what those are for.... 

I understand the frustrations of these players but if your main source of income comes from streaming a single game (or if you are a content creator of any sort really) and it’s not on your own platform that you built, you have to expect these kinds of developments. You are at the mercy of the platforms in which you…

Makes sense just like MOBA’s killed RTS like Starcraft 2, arena shooters and Battle Royales are now killing MOBA’s. The circle of life continues except the cycle is speeding up. You adapt or you die.

I had the same thought, until I realized this was a program actually funded and supported by blizzard. As though, if they're paying broadcasters $4k/month, I can fully understand why this was done as a cost cutter. 

It’s not really any different than any other company story. I’ve been in two folding companies (thanks, real estate crash!) and this is how it goes. A few weeks of rumors, no information and then a swift boot out the door.

This is a little preview of what the next few years are going to look like for “Content creators”. Patreon, Twitch, Youtube, they’re all on a bubble and it’s been ready to pop for years

I suppose this is what happens when you try to make a career out of being a glorified fan of a company’s product.

Is anyone else getting bored with these Tesla pair-ups?

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

It’s strange that the I6 gave way to the V8, because I always thought the I6 was a smoother engine.

Oh boy, another person who doesn’t realize that we’ve been spoiled by modern powerplants and that we all accelerate much faster than we used to.

I try to only use my powers for the greater good of Jalopdom.

Yay! Emission and safety leniency for the hyper wealthy!

How else is anyone going to know that you have the $80k version of the $35k truck? I mean, you don’t necessarily want to advertise that you spend $80k on your truck, but if you spend $80k on your truck, you might not want people to think that you spent $35k on it.