I’m just going to point out that your original advice is very difficult to interpret correctly, and is not at all the same as “the direction that the rear of the car is trying to go”:

I think Fuel_of_Satan is, like me, confused by your phrasing. To me, ‘turning into the slide not in the direction you wish the car were going’ is contradictory. If the back end of my car is sliding out left, I will turn the wheels to the left, which is both into the slide and the direction I wish the car was going to…

only one A in Takei, there, Bill.

Congrats! For that, I give you this:

Yeah.

COTD?

More like MehOTD... There were at least 15 comments made today that made me LOL. This doesn’t even come close.

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

These Kamm Back designs really don’t do it for me.

“He sees valves. Or rather the cast-iron wheels that are used for opening and closing valves. Entire bulkheads are covered with iron wheels, ranging from a couple of inches to over a foot in diameter, packed in as densely as barnacles on a rock, in what looks like a completely random and irregular fashion. They are…

...and Whitey’s on the mound.